Producer: ワンカップP (OnecupP)
Base translation: 400machine1
Listen to the original: Niconico
Arrangement of Spelunker Theme
For more information: VocaDB

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Going exploring in the caves is always fun,
But I keep dying faster than everyone.
Ah, I feel kinda down…
I wanna be the very first one to find the treasure chest.

I’m not that weak at all, or so at least I think.
You’re just so bad at using that control stick.
Ah, I feel kinda down…
Just go get somebody else who is better at this game.

Ah, please don’t blame me! I’m sure I am not that weak.
Ah, I’m pretty sure you’re just such an amateur.

Didn’t I tell you this before, you stupid lout?!
Don’t jump on top of the darn geyser’s water spout!
Ah, I feel kinda down…
Just please, get somebody who can listen to what I say!

I’m sure that I am not the one who’s being weak, right?